Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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