She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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