id be glad to
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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