Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize