yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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