I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(