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  I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body

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  how many servings is brandon's dick?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well

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• (408): View more from California

  It's chlamydia! Thank God!

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• (760): View more from California

  I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.

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• (619): View more from California

  Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.

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• (916): View more from California

  All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.

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