my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
handjob tips. give me some.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm bleeding and have questions