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• (209): View more from California

  is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?

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  yes...dear jesus what did you do?

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  bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...

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  that makes sense.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You're such a slut.

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I prefer opportunist.

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm like cupid

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  You're a whore with a bow and arrow

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango

  (1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

  IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy

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