You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now