Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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