just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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