So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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