he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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