so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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