Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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