In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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