You surviving the open bar?
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for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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