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no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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