Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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