Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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