that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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