I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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