She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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