He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The power of my boobs compel you
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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