apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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