So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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