As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way