Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I need water and some morals
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
