Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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