She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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