lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
