at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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