Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
