So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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