Where did you get a picture of my penis
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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The best revenge is premature balding
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long