Already got asked if we're dating
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea