You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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