so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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