This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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