Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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