Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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