Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm at about main and main street
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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