I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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