Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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