guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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