So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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