so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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