Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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