Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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