It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
So many bounce houses so little time
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Randomize
