This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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