D3 body, D1 cock
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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