whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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