Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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