I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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