He asked me if I "almost moaned"
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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